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xcgirl08: shoujofeels: becausetheinternet: A 2500 year old...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:51:52 -0400

shoujofeels:

becausetheinternet:

A 2500 year old mummy that had some amazing tattoos.

WHAT.

NO FUCKING WAY.

YO HOLD ON.

IT GETS BETTER.

This mummy, found in the Altai mountains of Siberia, is actually that of a young woman who died at about the age of twenty-five; she is thought to have been a member of the Pazyryk tribe.

She was buried with six horses and two similarly-tattooed men (the horned griffon that decorates her shoulder also appears on the man buried closest to her, covering most of his right side), possibly escorts. She was also wearing a horse-hair wig, silk, and elaborate boots, which is all a level of ceremony that would have likely only been accorded to a woman of high rank. You didn’t get inked like this unless you were very important, and had worked your way up to that importance.

…Hence, of course, the references to her by researchers as ‘The Ukok Princess,’ although due to the lack of weapons in her grave they have concluded that the woman was in fact a healer or a storyteller.

And now I’m all consumed with curiosity: Who was she? What amazing things did she accomplish? Why these symbols, and what did they mean? Who were the two men alongside her?

The most informative article about it can be found here, although I would completely eat up any other information you guys could find.

youngfanalisgladiator: Oh god its perfect. I love it

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:25:53 -0400

youngfanalisgladiator:

Oh god its perfect. I love it

jedimasterkirito: The world’s coolest song, now in dazzling...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:43:43 -0400

jedimasterkirito:

The world’s coolest song, now in dazzling 8-bit glory.

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:30:37 -0400

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Mon, 20 May 2013 22:34:45 -0400

castiel-is-wonderful: sionainnlindsay: castiel-is-wonderful: WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP IS ‘MRS’ JUST...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:10:18 -0400

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me :D

noire-pandora: I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:08:52 -0400

noire-pandora:

I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.

pizza: gothamcitygirl: napoleonbonerhard: bobafettuccine: Re...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:07:58 -0400

pizza:

gothamcitygirl:

napoleonbonerhard:

bobafettuccine:

Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’ and Nyan Cat played on piano simultaneously

In which two negatives result in a positive.

That was beautiful.

i love this so much

baelor: K O R R A

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:43:13 -0400

baelor:

K O R R A

Parents: Don't forget to make us proud

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:17:15 -0400

Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today

amysgotapillow: STOP NO LOOK you scrolled past this thinking...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:51:46 -0400

amysgotapillow:

STOP

NO LOOK

you scrolled past this thinking random ass smoothie recipie yeah?

fucking read the ingredients.

click through the photo

i’m not fucking with you

this is a legit book

NO BUT YOU PROBABLY WANT TO MAKE A DOUBLE TAKE HERE

stephgonzal: tjurpiss: I JUST NEVER WANT TO FORGET THIS...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:26:15 -0400

stephgonzal:

tjurpiss:

I JUST NEVER WANT TO FORGET THIS EVER

BREAKING WIND

Day 1 - The first yaoi you ever read/watched. Seven Days by...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:00:27 -0400

Day 1 - The first yaoi you ever read/watched.
Seven Days by Takarai Rihito and Venio Tachibana

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Mon, 20 May 2013 19:34:45 -0400

zawehzaweh: finalblessing: will smith everybody #HELLO I AM...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:08:48 -0400

zawehzaweh:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

#HELLO I AM MR SMITH THIS IS M FAMILY #WIFE!! SON!!

Societal expectations of sex don't make any sense

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:43:15 -0400

fuckingblacksabbath:

awastrelmescalined:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

#im not saying its aliens #but

by-way-of-the-green-line: “Meet the real life mermaid who swims...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:17:35 -0400

by-way-of-the-green-line:

“Meet the real life mermaid who swims with jellyfish and can hold her breath under water for up to five minutes

Linden Wolbert travels the world as a full time professional mermaid and uses her custom-made 6ft tail to propel her through the water.

The 32-year-old freediver and model can swim to depths of 115ft and uses her skills to promote ocean conservation and education.

Linden, from Los Angeles, California, said: ‘I grew up as a water baby. My parents are both competitive swimmers.

‘I always looked forward to going to the ocean for our summer vacation. I had a magnetism to the water.

‘I’ve kind of always been a freediver but didn’t realise the sport existed until ten years ago. Shortly thereafter, I when began training.

‘Free diving is 70 per cent psychological. You have to be very calm and at ease in the water.’”

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you. Step 2:...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:51:46 -0400

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

coffeebuddha: hawkandhandsaw-az: Fuck Yeah Feminist Thor. ...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:26:15 -0400

coffeebuddha:

hawkandhandsaw-az:

Fuck Yeah Feminist Thor.

#okay i love this both for the message it contains #and for the fact that now i’m just #imagining #thor #wandering around earth on his days off from avenging shit #and casually stopping people who are being assholes and being like #HELLO #I AM NOT OF THIS REALM #AND YOUR BEHAVIOR IS REPREHENSIBLE BY THE STANDARDS OF ALL CIVILIZED BEINGS #HAVE YOU PERHAPS CONSIDERED BEHAVING IN A LESS ABHORRENT FASHION #FOR I KNOW THAT IF YOU ATTEMPTED SUCH FOLLY UPON ASGARD EVEN MY BROTHER LOKI WOULD LOOK UPON YOU AS FOUL #ADDITIONALLY I AM SEEKING WHAT I AM TOLD IS THE BEST VENDOR OF DOGS THAT ARE HOT IN THIS CITY #IF PERHAPS YOU WOULD GUIDE ME I WOULD BE WILLING TO RECONSIDER MY ASSESSMENT OF YOUR CHARACTER #and people just #staring #at him #in fear/amazement #while he frowns at them radiating good intentions and Powers They Know Not Of #and his cape billows in the wind

*dies*

theartofanimation: Masateru Ikeda

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:00:23 -0400

theartofanimation:

Masateru Ikeda